Who'sthis
Yi Ling♥
&twenty-1st
&27 June
&Cancerian
&Singapore Polytechnic
EarPlugs
Talkto me
Stillconnecting
The bloggers I love♥
戚玉武的博客
Jasreel*BESTIE
Patrick
Benjamin
Pita
Rachel
Wen Cai
Zhixian
Terence
Geradine
Vera
Jasreel*BESTIE
Patrick
Benjamin
Pita
Rachel
Wen Cai
Zhixian
Terence
Geradine
Vera
Pastthoughts
Let bygones be bygones
★ June 2008
★ July 2008
★ August 2008
★ September 2008
★ October 2008
★ November 2008
★ December 2008
★ January 2009
★ February 2009
★ March 2009
★ April 2009
★ May 2009
★ June 2009
★ July 2009
★ August 2009
★ September 2009
★ October 2009
★ November 2009
★ December 2009
★ January 2010
★ February 2010
★ March 2010
★ April 2010
★ May 2010
★ June 2010
★ July 2010
★ August 2010
★ September 2010
★ October 2010
★ November 2010
★ December 2010
★ January 2011
★ February 2011
★ March 2011
★ May 2011
★ June 2011
★ July 2008
★ August 2008
★ September 2008
★ October 2008
★ November 2008
★ December 2008
★ January 2009
★ February 2009
★ March 2009
★ April 2009
★ May 2009
★ June 2009
★ July 2009
★ August 2009
★ September 2009
★ October 2009
★ November 2009
★ December 2009
★ January 2010
★ February 2010
★ March 2010
★ April 2010
★ May 2010
★ June 2010
★ July 2010
★ August 2010
★ September 2010
★ October 2010
★ November 2010
★ December 2010
★ January 2011
★ February 2011
★ March 2011
★ May 2011
★ June 2011
Creditorials
NEVER REMOVE THIS SECTION!
Layout Designer:
♥chocodiiction-lovesxoxo*
Others:
♥ ♥ ♥
Thursday, September 25, 2008
AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl: "Yes !"
Ah Beng: "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes "Yes"
After taking photocopies of documents,
Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng: "THANK YOU, lah." AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
At a bar in New York,
the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl: "Yes !"
Ah Beng: "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes "Yes"
After taking photocopies of documents,
Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng: "THANK YOU, lah." AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
At a bar in New York,
the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
★left her thoughts at
9:09 PM
9:09 PM